Actually Exchange with Co-Worker

Him: Wow - you have gained weight lately.... I mean, you look good. That weight you have gained looks good on you!

Me: *blink* *blink* (very very long pause) Did you just tell me I am fat?

Him: Ummm, no. No, no no. I just noticed that you have gained some weight and well, it um. Shit.

Me: (Am definitely going to start running again - like NOW)


Comment by friend: You really should accept the fact that you can be too skinny.

Me: Never ever gonna happen.