You LOVE him. You want to MARRY him!

An actual conversation from today:

Me to dog: You look bored.

Husband to dog: It’s true – you do.

Me to dog: Why don’t you go outside and play with your brother?

Husband to dog: It sounds like she is trying to get rid of you. She doesn’t love you.

Me to dog: I don’t want to get rid of you. I love you. But I don’t want to marry you. That’s just not right.

Husband to dog: It’s true. Most civilizations frown upon human-dog marriages.

Yes…this is my life