Environmental and Parental Nightmare

I drive a BIG, gas gussling SUV
My boys wear disposable diapers
I throw batteries and paint in the dumpster without a care
I feed my babies formula instead of breast milk
I do not believe in co-sleeping
We did the CIO method to get the babies to sleep all night
Both boys have already eaten junk food (tasted chocolate pudding, ice cream, and smoothies)
We do not recycle
I print EVERYTHING, and end up throwing much of the printed material out only a short time later
I do not make baby food
I throw away leftovers
Hearing the boys cry usually makes me laugh or at least grin (well, unless there is actually something wrong - duh)

And you want to know the real kicker? None of this bothers me. Seriously.