Our heater decided to stop working last night because it is an inconsiderate, selfish, all-up-in-its-own-coils, over-rated, piece of crap. I am happy to report that it is now working, however we have NO EARTHLY IDEA why it is working now, as opposed to freezing us out like last night. We have done nothing, and yet it is working. Don’t think I do not appreciate this little gift, however it would be nice to know what changed that it decided to start working. Is that really asking too much?

Don't go telling me it is God's way of ensuring we spend more quality time together, or I will begin to suspect that you are really my husband trying to score some action.