So I spent some time chatting with a friend who is much smarter than me in all things creative, and she suggested that I make some changes on my stupid phone to enhance the picture resolution, or perhaps change the rotation of the earth. Either way, picture looks the same to me, but as she said "Just think of the fuzziness to be a special effect. Can't really expect great pictures to come from a camera phone."

A special effect. That is what I will call it. And, any day I look crappy I will refer to that as a special effect...see? Those dark circles under my eyes are not really there - it is a SPECIAL EFFECT!!!