Signs That I Have Babies

  • Constant white spitup marks on my left shoulder and arm
  • My latest perfume – Ode De Nutramigen
  • My continual muttering of “Do you smell poop?”
  • ALWAYS tired
  • Ability to hear a baby crying anywhere within a 3 mile radius
  • My inability to concentrate on anything in the presence of above said crying
  • Constantly singing stupid songs…about absolutely anything
  • Talking nonstop while doing normal everyday things (…and now I am brushing my hair, brush, brush, brush)
  • Inability to sit down and eat a full meal without getting up 16 times
  • Thinking 5 hours straight is a LOT of sleep