If I were going to talk about work here, which I am not - I would tell you how much I don't like my job.
I would tell you that life in a delivery organization is about as bad as I can imagine it.
I would tell you that IT is just not that exciting.
I would tell you that I am happy that I can work from home when I so choose, but I wish I didn't have to work at all.
I would tell you that I don't really like the person I work for, and that I feel like I do all of that person's work with no support.
I would tell you that I procrastinate as much as humanly possible to avoid doing any real work as often as possible.
I would tell you how much I want a new job, and how difficult it is right now to find one.
I would tell you that I never dreamt I would be middle management when I grew up.
I would tell you that I have excelled far beyond anything I thought possible, but am still unhappy.
I would tell you that my company loves me - enough to never give me a raise or bonus.
I would tell you all of these things - if I were going to talk about my job here, which I am not.