Stupid Questions...and Equally Stupid Answers

What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
* Red Hot - a CD set I bought while drunk in the Virgin Islands from a television add. And - The reason I HAD TO HAVE IT: Seasons in the Sun. Heh.

What do you eat when you raid the fridge at night?
* Pizza...if there is any in there. Which there NEVER is. Oh Pizza...I love you so.

What is your secret guaranteed crying movie?
* You've Got Mail. The scene where Meg Ryan is talking about how she misses her mother so much that she can hardly breathe. I have been there. It makes me sad to think about it.

If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
* Skin resurfacing

Do you have a completely irrational fear?
* I think all fears are irrational. I am afraid of bugs - which makes no sense. I am also afraid of making mistakes. Funny - doesn't stop me from making them!

What’s the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moment?
* Silence - when faced with a difficult situation or question. I totally clam up and won't talk.

Are you a pyromanicac?
* Well - there was that car, and the first house, and those bugs, and .... yeah - right. OF COURSE NOT!

Do you have too many love interests?
* No

Do you know anyone famous?
* I have met a few stars, but don't really KNOW anyone famous. I don't hang out with the stars if that is what this question is getting at.

Describe your bed.
* The one I sleep in, or the "one I made so now I have to sleep in it"? They are two VERY different things! I sleep in a standard, normal bed. The other answer is way stranger.

Spontaneous or plan?
* A little of both...depends on the day of the week.

Who should play you in a movie about your life?
* If I am to choose a look-alike it is either Sandra Bullock or Laura SanGiacomo.

Do you know how to play poker?
* I could play, but I wouldn't win unless I was playing with 5 year olds.

What do you carry with you at all times?
* Attitude. Memories. Guilt.

What do you miss most about being little?
* My mom

Are you happy with your given name?
* I used to hate it because it is so unusual. Now I like it.

How much money would it take for you to give up the Internet for a year?
* None.

What color is your bedroom?
* Something boring and uninteresting. I am not sure why it matters...they are walls.

What was the last song you were listening to?
* This is embarrasing. Bloodhound Gang - The Lapdance is Always Better if the Stripper is Crying. Shush if you have not heard it - it is damn FUNNY!

Have you ever been in love?
* Why yes, yes I have.

Do you talk a lot?
* Not about the important things.

Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
* I do believe in myself - however sometimes I let myself down.

Do transient, homeless or starving people sometimes annoy you?
* They never annoy me, but I feel bad for them - I feel bad for stray animals. I am secretly very compassionate.

Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
* Not as often as I should be

Do you spend more time with your husband, or your friends?
* Shouldn't my husband be my friend? Why should I have to choose?

What’s your ideal wedding location?
* I was married in a boat on Lake Travis...I loved that. Either a boat or a beach are ideal for me.

Which musical instrument do you play?
* I can plan the Piano, Clarinet, Oboe, Bassoon...some guitar.

Favorite fabric?
* Egyptian Cotton.

What kind of bedding do you use?
* Sheets, blankets - lots of blankets. The usual. What a stupid question.

Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
* Interesting question. Sometimes.

What’s the one language you want to learn?
* Spanish, Russian, Japanese. I know I was asked for one - but I want to learn lots of languages.

How do you eat an apple?
* Again - stupid question... I pick it up and eat it. Duh.

What do you order at a bar?
* Beer = Guiness, Mixed Drink = Margarita, Wine = Chianti

Have you ever pierced a body part?
* Yes. :)

Do you have tattoos?
* No. I don't think I would like it more than a week...and then what would I do with it?

Would you admit to plastic surgery of any kind of confronted?
* Yes. I have had it and am very open about it.

What’s one of the funniest things you’ve ever done?
* Tried to climb inside a pizza vendor's truck and assault him one night years ago when I was drink. Why? Because he had NO pepperoni. Yeah...

Do you drive a stick?
* One of our cars is, and yes I can drive it.

What’s the one trait you hate in a person?
* conceit

What kind of watch do you wear?
* Tag dive watch. No, I don't dive. But someday I might, and then - I will have a watch to dive with!

Most frivolous purchase?
* Thomas Pink Egyptian cotton shirts....oh baby they are nice.

What do you cook the best?
* Asparagus wrapped in Proscuitto, Stuffed Artichokes, Salsa, Chicken Enchiladas.

Favorite writing instrument?
* Black pen - NEVER BLUE.

Do you prefer to stand out, or blend in?
* Situation is important here. I like to blend in until I feel it is the best time to stand out.

Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
* I can't see a reason to do this, unless we are talking Halloween costumes - then sign me up!

What’s one car you will never buy?
That freaked out Element, or the newer Mercedes Paddy-Wagon looking thing. Ewwww. I love my H2 gas hog.

What kinds of books do you like to read?
* Anything I can get my hands on.

If you won the lottery, what would you do?
* Buy a cabin in the woods and about 30 acres of horse property in Arizona.

Burial, or cremation?
* I am not sure it matters... Which is cheaper?

How many online journals do you read regularly?
* More than I should.

Do you have a problem changing clothes in front of friends?
I would change in front of strangers...I really don't care. Silly question.