The Weekend List

Things I want to do this weekend:

20. Extend the typical two, always too short weekend to oh – nine days (not gonna happen, but a girl can dream, right?)

19. Finish the landscaping in the back yard so that I no longer have to bathe the dogs every time they go out and play in the mud pit (okay – so I don’t EVER give them a bath, but would you try to fit a 100 and a 70 pound dog into a tiny little square in the bathroom – yeah, I didn’t think so)

18. Do laundry for once – and actually fold it AND put it away all in the same weekend.

17. Clean the bathroom I have been telling myself I would clean – it is so gross.

16. Drink way too much. I love doing this, and it never takes too much convincing.

15. Drink less than normal – which directly conflicts with #16, so screw that idea…drink way too much.

14. Take pictures. Do you ever promise yourself to take more pictures and then never do it? Yeah, me too.

13. Go jogging, for real this time.

12. Cook a great dinner Saturday night, and try not to eat too much of it.

11. No fast food ALL weekend (this is the hard one)

10. Work on 30, 60, 90 day goals for new job (due 4 hours ago).

9. Read documentation for above mentioned job – also overdue

8. Go to kickboxing, flex, and yoga at least once.

7. Do eyebrows – so long overdue. I currently look like a animal has nested up there…scary.

6. Read more and watch TV less – which should be easy since there is nuttin but garbage on….the key is not to get sucked into the garbage… I am a reality TV addict…and they are everywhere!

5. Pick up clothing from cleaners (oooh – if I do this on my way home from work, I will have accomplished something this weekend!)

4. Clean closet (yeah – like I am really even going to consider this one)

3. Get up early – see above

2. Write letters to friends I have been avoiding since, like Christmas

1. Relax