American Idol - you giant time-suck you!

Paula, what in the hell are you wearing? If you move an inch in the wrong direction, your boobs are going to freaking pop out of your dress. Go up a size…at least.

Michael Johns sounded great. David Cook – WTF? I have no idea what he was singing, but I hated it. Christy Lee Somethingrather should go home already. That Carly didn’t sound very good this week, but I loved her hair. Too bad this isn’t America’s Best Hair, because she would have fared better. David Archuleta was just like every other week – sounded good, but it sounds like every other song he has sung. It is like ONE LONG SONG. Every week – more of the same. As for Brooke – it was terrible. I think her days on the show are over.