As we passed a place called Chainsaw Sculptures:
Todd: I want a sculpture
Me: They are opened. You could stop and order one. So do they chop up people or what?
Todd: Ummm...
Me: Exactly HOW WOULD that conversation go?
Todd: I want a sculpture. Use one arm, two legs and half a head. Obviously you are the artsist - so I will leave the rest up to you.