Things I did this weekend that caused my butt to grow:
Made and ate two batches of pumpkin muffins
Went out for lunch
Went out for ice cream
Things I did this weekend that did not appear to make my butt grow:
Carved a pumpkin
Finished decorating the yard for Halloween
Went jogging
Took the boys for haircuts
And that – is my weekend in list form. Not much else happened. Life is THAT exciting.