Signs That I Have Babies

• Constant white spitup marks on my left shoulder and arm
• My latest perfume – Ode De Nutramigen
• My continual muttering of “Do you smell poop?”
• ALWAYS tired
• Ability to hear a baby crying anywhere within a 3 mile radius
• My inability to concentrate on anything in the presence of above said crying
• Constantly singing stupid songs…about absolutely anything
• Talking nonstop while doing normal everyday things (…and now I am brushing my hair, brush, brush, brush)
• Inability to sit down and eat a full meal without getting up 16 times
• Thinking 5 hours straight is a LOT of sleep