3.14.2005

Huge Ass

Have you heard of Dolly Madison Zinger’s?

They are this little white snack cake filled with white fluffy stuff and covered with what looks like fire engine red food coloring and coconut. And OHMYGAWD they are good. And – the package of three that is served ala the vending machine at work contains a mere 480 calories. How do they fit that many calories into tiny food? I cannot eat those evil cakes or my ass will become the size of TEXAS..so I merely look at them and wish I were having triplets so that I could justify that many horrible empty calories.

Sick. I know.