The Job Front

I received a "ding" letter from a company today. This is significant for several reasons. 1) I have not actually applied for any jobs. 2) It was from the company I ALREADY WORK FOR. I replied with the following:

I am sorry to hear that I was not selected for the job that I did not apply for. Please let me know if there are any other jobs I am not applying to for which I am not qualified. If I do not hear from you, I will assume that I am qualified (and most likely automatically applying for) all open HP positions, and will of course have my pick.

I look forward to being your new boss.

All the best,
Charlise