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Dear Body:
WTF? You have disappointed me over the years here and there, however recently with the whole deciding not to function and almost killing me over the summer - You are SO FIRED.
Wanted: New body. Current size and shape are fine, however I require a normal liver (so I can have a drink already), normal heart (so I can run without a wanky heart monitor) and none of this other crap going on. ASAP.
2.20.2008
Letter To My Body
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From: Postmaster General
Re. Your Letter.
Tis with much regret that your recent letter has ended up in the dead-letter office, after being accidentally redirected to Santa's Workshop in the North Pole.
Here, have another piece of chocolate cake :D
[giggles]
Being a mum is a full-time job as it is, so I appreciate the day-to-day frustrations when life gets in the way.
Cyalayta
Mal :)
Mal - you crack me the hell up!
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