11.30.2006

Sending Out a Search Party

Actual conversation overheard at health club:

Damn girl! I won’t be putting no thong on this fat ass… My ass is so big – they would have to send out a search party to find it!

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Roark is sitting on the floor at my feet playing with toys (well that and pooping). Cole is standing in the living room trying to throw balls at me…he of course misses every time, but is quite determined so I imagine I will get pegged at any moment. He thinks “Ouch!” is funny. Which it totally is NOT.

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